Do you ever just watch Ghost and go “man I really wish I could just learn pottery, leave this whole sexy haunting thing out of it”? Well then I’ve got the game for you.
Found in the dark Walmart style bargain bins of Steam was Master of Pottery waiting for me. This is a game designed to assist you in becoming the artisanal potting virtuoso you’ve always wanted to be. You have arrived at your friend’s house and as friends do they have left with very little explanation and assumed you will take over their business for them. Friendship is cool. They will periodically communicate with you about how to run the business as well as sending you an allowance that is about as much as your aunt sent you on Christmas as a kid via mail. (Starting to see why their business wasn’t doing too hot if they’re using snail mail as primary communication.)
You must create pots, fire them up in your kiln, display them in your gallery, and promote said gallery for money. The goal is pretty much just fun, there really isn’t much else. It’s a pottery simulation game. I will be 1000% honest with you, I bought this game because of a feature that you unlock at Level 5. During Level 5 you are allowed to upload your own images to place upon any pottery you make, and I had a vision. A goal that I needed to achieve. That….of the Shia Labeouf “Just Do It” vase. (see first picture) So I slapped that purchase button on Steam harder than I ever have before and installed it with a fervor.
Master of Pottery is an early access game so there were a few minor bugs and some translation issues, but nothing game breaking. You’re given a set of basic tools to create a variety of differently shaped ceramics. You can begin throwing immediately, and shape to your heart’s content. Once you are finished with a shape that you like, you can glaze it and throw it into the fires. A mini-game ensues where you have to keep a line within a certain range to fire the piece properly. After that you can choose what to display within your exhibition hall. You have a limited number of spots, but can purchase more stands as you go along. If you promote things well enough within newspapers, and on TV more people will purchase tickets hence more money and you may just catch the eye of a collector who knows quality when they see it.
Once you’re done you can even share your works with friends.
The game doesn’t censor you, and it doesn’t really care what you do. I was able to create a lot of things that are blessings upon the eyeballs and I had an absolute blast. Bear in mind this is also an app and can be played anywhere on your phone or other device. For the low price of $4 this game is hours of fun.
I had several artists in the chat who played this differently than me. They were more serious about it, and genuinely enjoyed it. That’s how you can tell this game is just fun in general. You can approach it from a time wasting or serious direction and still enjoy it.
By the end of this I felt like the Master of Pottery, and if you’re not sure please check out one of the creations below:
Pros:
-Controls are good
-Image placement is fantastic feature
-Fun
-Very good price
Cons:
-Some minor bugs since early access
9/10